RoleplayNovel #371 - This family ethics drama is even more important! (2 in 1 order required)
#371 - This family ethics drama is even more important! (2 in 1 order required)
"Oh?"
The Empress hurriedly said, "Did you all hear that? His Majesty said 'Oh' again! Executioner, where is the executioner? RNM, hurry it up!"
Soon, a man who looked like a drunkard walked in.
He wiped his blade while dancing drunkenly.
"I am the imperial executioner—Ghost's Bane!"
"I kill without blinking, and leave no meat on the bone."
"People leave their names, geese leave their calls, and I drink from large bowls."
"People call me Thunderbolt Death Hand, an iKun!"
After saying this, the executioner raised the wine jug in his hand and began to gulp down large mouthfuls.
Barrage of comments:
"Good heavens, is that a drunkard the crew just dragged out of a tavern?"
"Are they really just sending him up there?"
"I can't take it anymore, my face is stiff from laughing."
At this moment, Yue Xiuhua still looked at the executioner with pitiful eyes.
The executioner was completely shocked the moment he saw Yue Xiuhua!
How could there be such a beautiful woman in the world?!
He stared straight at Yue Xiuhua's face, forgetting to put down the executioner's blade in his hand.
Then, the executioner smiled lewdly, and with a snap, threw the blade in his hand to the ground.
With a shy expression on his face, he began to twist his waist in place, dancing the hula.
The drama's background music began to play the drama's theme song, 'Ji Ni Tai Mei':
"Ji ni tai mei ji ni tai mei"
"Ji ni ji ni tai mei"
"Ji ni tai mei ji ji ni tai mei tai mei"
Accompanied by the theme song's background music, the executioner tore open his clothes and smiled as he poured wine on his chest.
Then, he slowly approached Yue Xiuhua, twisting his buttocks towards her.
"Ehehehe, ehehehehe~"
He winked at Yue Xiuhua as he laughed.
Barrage:
"Dying of laughter, hahaha!"
"Great Sage, show mercy!"
"Little blackheads, control yourselves!"
Yue Xiuhua couldn't stand it anymore and screamed:
"Ahhh, so disgusting, I'd rather you just kill me than be so disgusting!"
Seeing this scene, Emperor Jingyuan was furious:
"You turtle son, coming out to disgust people, die for me! Hasaki!"
With a snap, a hand rose and a blade fell, and the executioner was also cut down by Emperor Jingyuan.
"Hahahahahaha!"
Amidst the laughter filling the screen, the drama clip ended.
……
The game entered the settlement interface.
Unexpectedly, to Yinzi's surprise, the viewership of 'Legendary Assassin Yue Xiuhua' broke all records!
Moreover, this drama with acting so bad it was off the charts actually garnered a 7.0 rating on Douban.
Douban's top-rated film review:
"The rebel actually says she's innocent? Shut up, I've never seen such a shameless... (after seeing the female lead's beauty)... such an absurd injustice, I could tell at first glance that she's not a bad person!"
"I was watching this in the school library and couldn't help but laugh out loud, and as a result, I was caught by the head of the grade."
"Although it's a terrible drama, it's so interesting to watch."
"Indeed, I was just admiring the female lead's beauty the entire time, which didn't affect the viewing at all."
Yinzi was shocked: "This is like a lucky accident, creating a wildly popular drama."
Live stream comments:
"The audience in the game has some peculiar tastes, so they like to watch bad movies hhhhhh."
"Whether it's a bad movie or not doesn't matter, the key is that it's good-looking and popular, and I think that's what the game wants to tell us, right?"
Game prompt: [Mission failed, rating exceeds 5 points, total viewership exceeds 100,000]
However, although the game prompted that the mission failed, Yinzi unexpectedly discovered that the company's viewership revenue was a full 3 million, 6 times the mission reward!
At this time, the man in sunglasses from before ran into the office, looking fierce and menacing:
"What's going on? Why is the film getting so much attention?"
Yinzi shrugged: "It seems like just an accident."
The veins on the man in sunglasses' forehead bulged: "Okay, I'll give you another chance, don't let the boss down, or you won't be able to handle the consequences!"
Yinzi once again entered the hiring editor interface, because of the previous lesson, this time he didn't dare to hire someone like screenwriter Hu again.
"Brothers, I understand, it should be moderate! Moderate is the best!"
So, he found another screenwriter named Zhong Yong, who used to be a surgeon and was good at writing professional medical dramas.
[Please add genre tags for the new work]
Yinzi: "Since it's a professional drama, then I definitely want to lean towards the unprofessional!"
So, Yinzi selected the following tags: Family Ethics, Love, Brotherhood, Forbidden Love.
In the [Script Writing Speed] setting, Yinzi directly selected the "Slow and Meticulous Work" option.
The reason is simple, the tags he chose were all tags that would lead the script in the wrong direction, and only slow and meticulous work could ensure that the script became more and more skewed.
[Script Name: What Exactly Did He Do]
[Script Features: Family Ethics, Challenging Common Sense, Scum of Humanity]
Yinzi said happily: "Great, with this script evaluation, it's definitely stable!"
Barrage: "666, just seeing these features, I'm already starting to laugh."
……
After searching through the list of candidate directors, Yinzi found a talented director:
[Family Drama Director: Li Gou Dan]
[Good at shooting bloody ethical dramas, has repeatedly topped the Rotten Tomatoes index chart]
"You're exactly who I need!"
After Yinzi hired Li Gou Dan, the time progress bar continued to move, the crew's preparation work was completed, and the game prompted:
[Please allocate the total casting budget]
Yinzi said:
"Brothers, learning from the last lesson, this time we're going to do the opposite!"
Yinzi dragged the funding bar, directly maxing out the budget for the supporting roles, while reducing the budget for the male lead to the lowest.
[The 8-episode professional ethical drama 'What Exactly Did He Do' has been filmed and will soon be released]
[Generating the most exciting climax of the drama for you, please enjoy]
The live stream audience was eager to watch:
"GKDGKD, can't wait!"
……
In front of the camera, the scene is in a hospital ward.
A young man is lying in bed, surrounded by a circle of people who look like relatives and friends, all of whom are quietly crying.
The attending physician glanced at the male lead lying in bed and said, "He's beyond saving, discuss who will pull the oxygen tube? Then, go home and prepare for the funeral."
He turned to look at the male lead and said, "I've done my best, condolences..."
The drama's background music began to become extremely sad.
An old woman began to cry first;
"Oh, Tom, my son, how can I bear to do such a thing, I won't pull the oxygen tube.
I am his mother, I gave him life."
The woman leaned on the shoulder of a man next to her.
That man also shook his head: "I am his father, I can't do it either."
The camera then gave a shot to a woman named Jenny, who was Tom's wife, she shook her head crying:
"Darling, no... I can't do it either."
The camera continued to move to the side, a fashionable girl with blonde hair said awkwardly:
"Oh... I'm Jenny's best friend Mary, I'm here to watch the fun, it's none of my business."
The camera then turned to the right, giving a shot to a tall and strong young man named Jason.
Jason said sadly: "I'm very sad, Tom is my best brother, I... I can't bear to..."
Before Jason could finish his words, another man named Charles instantly interrupted Jason:
"What nonsense are you talking about? Tom and I are the best brothers."
Jason shrugged: "FNMDP!"
At this point, after swearing, Jason shook his head and flaunted to the other party: "Sorry, Tom and I have known each other for almost twenty years."
Charles sneered: "So what? Have you heard of the four ironclad bonds in life? We've done them all together! That's what you call true brothers!"
Tom's mother suddenly raised her head alertly: "The four ironclad bonds? Is that what you did to corrupt my son Tom?"
Charles suddenly guiltily glanced to the side, then whistled:
"I don't know anything, Jason is his best brother."
Jason sneered: "Oh ho, Charles, you're shifting the blame pretty quickly, if you hadn't taken Tom to the nightclub last night for a 'crooked foot massage,' causing him to have a heart attack, would he be lying in a hospital bed right now?"
Tom's wife Jenny instantly widened her eyes:
"You went to a nightclub? Oh, my god, he clearly told me last night that he was going to play video games all night with you."
"Eh..."
Jason and Charles simultaneously looked guilty to the side, whistling.
Charles quickly made amends: "Jason, don't just say things randomly, we go to the nightclub just for 'crooked foot massages'? Nightclubs also have legitimate services, okay?"
Jenny nodded confidently: "Tom is such an honest boy, he would never secretly go out and have fun behind my back, let alone cheat!"
"Eh..."
At this moment, her best friend Mary, suddenly turned her head to the side guiltily, scratching her neck and whistling.
Jenny suddenly looked incredulous: "Mary, why do you have that expression, is there something you want to tell me?"
Charles's eyes lit up instantly: "Oh? You're Mary? When we were drinking with Tom, didn't Tom often say that Mary was very... what was it?"
Jason nodded: "He often said that Mary was very big, and her skills were very good."
Jenny instantly widened her eyes, glaring fiercely at Tom in the hospital bed, angrily cursing:
"son of b..."
"Wait a minute!"
Mary instantly interrupted Jenny's spellcasting, turning to Jason:
"This Tom, what else did he say about me?"
Jason hesitated: "Um... Miss Mary, you know, some things are too straightforward, this drama might not pass censorship, okay?"
The barrage instantly went crazy:
"Hahahahaha, the hell with not passing censorship."
"Tell me in detail, do I look like I'm lacking traffic?"
Tom's mother could no longer bear it: "My son can't be that kind of person!"
Jenny cried heartbrokenly: "I trusted him so much, he's simply an animal!"
Hearing this, Jason immediately wanted to clear his good brother's name:
"You're wrong, completely wrong, Tom is the most loyal. When I went to jail, none of the other fair-weather friends cared about me, they all hid far away, only he sent me $300! A full $300!"
"Eh..."
At this moment, hearing this, Charles coughed dryly, guiltily turning his head elsewhere.
Jason: "What? Do you have something to say?"
Charles: "The reason you went to jail in the first place was that the police didn't have enough evidence, all the evidence was reported to the police by Tom."
Jason: "You're talking nonsense, Tom and I were accomplices!"
Tom's mother: "Accomplices in what?"
Charles sneered at Jason: "You wouldn't know this, right? In that case, because the report was meritorious, the police station rewarded Tom with 100,000!"
Jason instantly looked at Tom lying in the hospital bed, anger rising from his heart:
"Bastard, WRNM..."
Tom's mother quickly waved her hand:
"Don't include me when you curse, it's none of my business!
Besides, to err is human, to forgive divine? My son Tom, although he has all kinds of problems, at least he's still very diligent in his studies!"
"Eh..."
At this moment, four young people simultaneously turned their heads to the side guiltily.
Tom's mother was unconvinced:
"You just 'eh eh eh,' what are you being sarcastic about?"
She excitedly picked up a booklet from the bedside.
"He was holding this workbook before he died, doesn't that prove that he loves to study?"
Jason looked at the booklet in the other party's hand and sneered:
"Auntie, if I'm not mistaken, this is the menu from the Dream Paris nightclub we went to before, Tom's favorite is the third line, fifth girl on the first page, oh, she also provides very special services, such as Crystal Love and Aerial Acrobatics..."
After Tom's mother unfolded the booklet, she trembled with anger:
"I thought this was a course schedule! Aren't Desert Storm and Icefire Impact geological knowledge?"
As she spoke, she realized what was happening and slapped the booklet on her son's face.
"You deserve to be punished, you're really embarrassing me!"
After scolding for a while, Tom's mother gently held her chest:
"No, I can't be like this, I need to calm down, calm down! This matter is all in the past."
At this moment, in order to ease the awkward atmosphere in the ward, Charles said to Jason:
"Tom is actually a very good person, when I go on business trips, he often goes to my house to help me repair the sewers... he really is a good brother, loyal!"
"Eh..."
At this moment, Jason suddenly turned his face to the side awkwardly again.
Charles instantly became alert: "What do you want to say again?"
Jason: "I remember when Tom was drinking with me before, he told me in a boasting tone that a friend of his often went on business trips, leaving his beautiful wife alone at home, so he had to take care of her on his behalf, wouldn't that friend be you?"
Charles's eyes widened instantly. For a moment, he felt like a vast prairie had appeared on top of his head!
Charles immediately rolled up his sleeves, ready to climb onto the hospital bed.
"I'm going to fight you!"
The live comments went wild: "Hahahaha, this is a major backstab scene between good brothers."
Just then, Tom's father, who had been silent all along, suddenly roared:
"Alright, everyone be quiet!"
His roar silenced the room instantly.
The TV drama's background music began to sound deeply moving.
Tom's father said with emotion, "As the saying goes, a dying man speaks good words, and a dying bird sings mournful songs. Tom is about to leave us. Even if he's an unfilial son, a scumbag, a bad friend..."
Before he could finish, Jason suddenly added with his eyes closed, "He's also gay."
The touching background music stopped abruptly.
"Gay?!" Tom's father, who was in the middle of speaking, choked again instantly.