RoleplayNovel Chapter 3896 Oh no, Old Di! Baldy has been captured by the Demon Buddha!
Chapter 3896 Oh no, Old Di! Baldy has been captured by the Demon Buddha!
Chapter 3896 Oh no, Old Di! Baldy has been captured by the Demon Buddha!
His neck felt as if it were being clamped tightly by red-hot iron pincers, and a strong sense of discomfort made the [Three Buddhas] instinctively frown.
But he didn't panic, still coldly scrutinizing the pink figure in front of him... only his gaze held a hint of contemplation.
...Is this a warrior card form we've never seen before?
...Or is it that the other party possesses this extraordinary power even under normal circumstances?
Regardless of the situation, the Three Buddhas must resolve their current predicament.
As the face of the Central Spiritual Mountain in the human world, he cannot appear in such a vulnerable position... Even if this is an endless desert, it is unlikely to spread.
Then the [Three Buddhas] gave a soft shout.
Buu blinked, and in that instant, the entire body of the Three Buddhas was as if molten copper had been poured over it, turning his skin completely golden.
Hardness... also increases dramatically!
"Huh?" Buu opened his mouth in surprise.
At this moment, the [Three Buddhas] grabbed the wrist that [Buu] was holding... The adorable [Buu]'s arm seemed unusually soft, and with one grab, it changed shape.
Before Buu could react, the Third Buddha used overwhelming force to grab Buu's arm and slam him to the ground!
boom--! !
The sand surface trembled violently a few times, and huge sand waves swept outwards from the point of impact... Yellow sand filled the sky!
Sha Toutuo suddenly felt a chill... He felt that Lan Bao was still bragging. Did he really fight a terrifying guy like the "Three Buddhas" seven times, instead of successfully escaping from the other party's clutches as one of the seven disciples?
There was no time to doubt!
Taking advantage of the storm created by the pink monster's fall, Sha Toutuo directly carried Sun Lanbao and Bai Long into the sand—with his abilities, he could easily walk in the desert!
"This labor-management settlement is definitely the MVP!"
Before Sha Toutuo could rejoice for long, a group of Black Bodhisattvas shot out from the Buddha Heads... the most troublesome high-level soldiers beside the Three Buddhas!
"White Dragon, take my Flowing Sand Pearl and hide with Blue Treasure! I'll lure these [Black Bodhisattvas] away!" Sha Toutuo gritted his teeth and placed Sun Blue Treasure directly on the back of the mentally challenged White Dragon.
"I...I...I can't do it..."
"Summon your courage, you are the most passionate hippopotamus in the West Sea!"
"White Dragon, White Dragon!!"
"Whatever!" Sha Toutuo kicked the mentally challenged White Dragon deeper into the ground, then directly confronted the pursuing Black Bodhisattvas. "Come and fight!! Lackeys of the Central Spiritual Mountain! Your grandpa Sha Toutuo is here!!"
"Waaaah!! Monk, I will definitely avenge you..." The white dragon fled in tears!
"...I'm not dead yet!"
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"We must bring Sun Lanbao back!"
The Three Buddhas silently issued orders to the Black Bodhisattvas... Sun Lanbao, the most threatening member of the Traveling Scourge, had already exhausted himself and withdrawn from the battle. The Black Bodhisattvas were more than capable of dealing with Sha Toutuo.
He couldn't afford to be distracted for the time being... because from within the yellow sand, a pure yet extremely malevolent gaze was fixed on him—that pink figure!
The other party seemed unusually pure, or one could say unpredictable in their moods.
"Hate you!"
Just then, the pink monster reappeared behind the Three Buddhas... In a split second, the Three Buddhas turned around and was fully prepared to fight back.
A dark shadow flashed past, and the opponent's fist, covered by a yellow glove, was already swinging towards him!
...So fast!
The fist grazed the cheek of the [Three Buddhas] with lightning speed. If he hadn't reacted quickly enough, it would have hit him by now... Even so, a wound was still left on the Buddha's golden cheek.
"my face……"
"My beautiful face..."
"I do not care who you are……"
In an instant, the [Three Buddhas] seemed to have become a different person; his aloof and ascetic, exquisite face suddenly turned ferocious!
"You are dead!"
Buu simply stretched out his arm and beckoned to the Three Buddhas: Come on!
With a punch as powerful as a bald head, the [Three Buddhas] instantly clashed with [Buu], the shockwaves from their collision generating countless violent air currents!
Despite his chubby and cute appearance, Buu is surprisingly fast, even seemingly slow. He easily blocked all of the Three Buddhas' attacks in their rage!
Just then, a hovering motorcycle quietly arrived in the war zone!
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The dust billowing in the sky provided the best cover... Di Qinglong jumped off the motorcycle, retrieved it as a card, and then skillfully lay down behind a protruding sand dune. His windproof goggles began to work, and he immediately began to investigate the situation.
[Tyrannosaurus] also got a pair of goggles... The two traitors were lying side by side at this moment.
"Holy crap!! That thing actually escaped from Baldy's rice cooker?!" Tyrannosaurus Brother exclaimed in disbelief.
Tyrannosaurus Rex still hasn't forgotten his experience fighting Buu... He really used every ounce of strength he had, but there was nothing he could do!
If it weren't for the bald handsome guy using a magical sealing technique, he really doesn't know if he would have died in that battle.
"Let's ignore it for now!" Di Qinglong said in a low voice. "Since Buu is facing off against the Three Buddhas, it's a good thing for us... Let's leave this tough nut to the strong in this world!"
"Is that golden bald-headed guy the [Three Buddhas]?" Tyrannosaurus Brother frowned—Tyrannosaurus Brother, who never held a grudge, still remembered the time when he was almost blown up by [Buddha Head]'s cannon.
Di Qinglong ignored it... He had more or less guessed what the violent maniac [Tyrannosaurus] was thinking. He rotated his goggles, and the yellow sand in this layer became clearly visible.
In the distance, two figures could be seen half-hidden in the yellow sand, but Di Qinglong recognized one of them at a glance as Gu Ze.
"They're over there!" Di Qinglong pointed in a direction.
"You still say he's not your brother-in-law? Look at how nervous you are!" [Tyrannosaurus] immediately started cursing. "I'm not trying to be mean, 'Second Brother,' but how can you treat Miss Gao, who is so devoted to you, like this!"
"Just a few hardships on the journey to the West," Di Qinglong said calmly.
[Tyrannosaurus] clicked his tongue, then shook his head, suddenly feeling bored. As the [Tyrannosaurus] personality, he felt extremely resistant to that past.
"Save them!" [Tyrannosaurus] leaped out!
At this moment, the attention of the Three Buddhas was entirely focused on Buu, and he did not notice at all that two sneaky guys had sneaked into the war zone!
The battle between the two had expanded further, like two intertwined shooting stars... while the giant [Buddha head] hovering high in the sky slowly opened its eyes!
A pair of enormous, spiraling pupils were moving slightly, locking onto the fierce battle between the Three Buddhas and Buu.
"They're moving too fast!"
"Do not fire, lest you accidentally injure the Buddha's disciple!"
"What kind of warrior card is this... its combat power is terrifying?"
"No record...it's probably newly born! This era is terrible!"
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On the other side, Di Qinglong and Tyrannosaurus easily arrived at the spot where Gu Ze and Xiao Lü were lying on the ground, and successfully carried the two away.
[Tyrannosaurus] was carrying Little Green at this moment, but he turned around and glanced at [Three Buddhas] in the distance, "I'll burn this golden egg's whole egg one day!"
After probing Gu Ze's aura, Di Qinglong seemed to relax a bit. "Stop talking nonsense. The Central Spirit Mountain is not that simple... Buu is also a newcomer. I don't know if the Second Element has any effect on it. Get out of this dangerous place quickly."
The two had quietly slipped away from the area filled with yellow sand.
Di Qinglong took out another card—but this time it wasn't a hovercar, but a sand jeep with exceptionally thick tires, a vehicle with holographic terrain simulation capabilities.
But at that moment, the sand in front of them suddenly exploded, and a huge [sand worm] rushed out from the depths of the ground, violently shaking its body!
One, two... three, four, five, six... In an instant, dozens of giant sandworms appeared one after another!
"Holy crap, what the hell is this?!" [Tyrannosaurus] Brother hissed.
“Sand King!” Di Qinglong frowned. “This thing is the king of the Endless Desert, a colossal creature… It must have been the battle between the Three Buddhas that alerted these guys!”
As he spoke, Di Qinglong stood up, took out a bag from his cloth bag, and set it on fire.
"Old Di, what are you doing?"
"A special spice that can quickly attract the attention of the sandworms." Di Qinglong saw an opportunity. "Help me hold the ship steady!"
[Tyrannosaurus] Actually, I feel that this way of escaping is too perfect...why not just take people with you and fly away?
However, upon reflection, Di Qinglong seemed quite wary of being tainted by the [Second Element], so he didn't say anything—he was an expert at driving!
His skills are top-notch! He's a veteran at [Kowloon Billiards Room] and a racing god at [Jilei Mountain]!
Di Qinglong forcefully threw the lit spice bag in his hand, and a group of terrifying [Sandworms] were instantly attracted and moved in the direction from which the spice bag was thrown.
Di Qinglong finally breathed a sigh of relief—but just then, a scream suddenly came from above!
"What the hell is it now?" [Tyrannosaurus] subconsciously looked up.
Suddenly, a mechanical white horse resembling a hippopotamus was seen in mid-air, carrying a person who was falling in panic!
"Help!! I can't control the quicksand beads... Stop, stop!!"
Boom——! !
The mentally challenged white dragon, carrying people, actually hit the back seat of the sand jeep with pinpoint accuracy... [Tyrannosaurus] and Di Qinglong were instantly shocked!
"Old Di, I feel like I've seen this short-legged hippo somewhere before?"
"...You have indeed seen it." Di Qinglong took a deep breath. "It is the White Dragon from the [Traveler's Guild]!"
"The one with the bounty of a thousand or ten thousand?" [Tyrannosaurus] exclaimed immediately. "Who's the other one?"
The two looked at the purple-haired, pockmarked boy pinned down on top of the mentally challenged Bai Long... Di Qinglong shook his head in confusion.
The white dragon shifted a few times, raised its head, and stared in astonishment at the bewildered Di Qinglong and [Tyrannosaurus]... Suddenly, it burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably, "Zhu Zhu!! Tuo!! I missed you so much!!"
With snot and tears streaming down his face, the white dragon pounced on Tyrannosaurus Brother without saying a word.
"Get away from me!!" [Tyrannosaurus] absolutely cannot accept a short-legged hippo throwing itself into his arms!
"Wow!! Monk, I thought you were dead!" the mentally challenged white horse cried out. "Monk, when did you get a new battle skin! This one looks so much better than the old one... Zhu Zhu, let me touch it!"
[Tyrannosaurus] stomped the deranged, mentally challenged Tyrannosaurus onto the table and chairs, yelling, "Shut up!!"
"A monk..."
Shut up! I'll kill you if you make another sound!
The dim-witted white dragon immediately cowered, covering its mouth with its front hooves, looking aggrieved.
"Old Di, what's going on?" [Tyrannosaurus] asked in a low voice as he turned around.
Di Qinglong pondered, "It might really have mistaken us for Zhu Guo and Sha Toutuo from the [Traveler's Guild]..."
“Speaking of which…” Tyrannosaurus Brother frowned, “That Sun Lanbao guy also mistook me for someone else… What do we do now?”
"Never mind, let's just take them with us first..."
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On the yellow sand, drops of golden liquid fell from the cheeks of the [Three Buddhas]... He was panting, and the ferocity on his face disappeared, replaced by solemnity.
Why is my opponent's breathing so steady, and why does he seem so relaxed?
"Don't you have any more tricks up your sleeve?" Buu suddenly asked curiously.
The anger that had just been suppressed by the "Three Buddhas' Son" was about to reignite. "Don't be so smug..."
—Superpower Unleashed: Saint Buddha Form!
Before the Three Buddhas could complete their transformation, Buu suddenly attacked, shouting, "I'm going to make my move!"
Its arm suddenly stretched wildly backward like rubber to an extremely exaggerated degree, "[Buu Buu] Pistol!!"
"Varied……"
The instant the arm retracted... it was like a burst of light!
A deafening roar echoed through the heavens and earth as a fist clad in a yellow glove struck the face of the "Three Buddhas' Son" with tremendous force—the next moment, the "Three Buddhas' Son" was sent hurtling like a cannonball into the sand dune behind him!
The entire sand dune was blasted apart by the terrifying impact... Not only that, the body of the [Three Buddhas] was smashed into a terrifying deep crater in the desert!
Buu blinked and jumped slightly to the edge of the pit.
The Three Buddhas' Son was tattered, his nose was twisted, one of his eyes had popped out, and he slowly floated out of the water, his body trembling in a very disheveled state.
The layer of molten copper on his body had long since evaporated.
A look of horror filled his eyes... Suddenly, a faint golden light began to gather on the chest of the [Three Buddhas].
It was a gold card with auspicious cloud patterns around its edge—the moment the card appeared, the face of the [Three Buddhas' Son] showed even more horror, "No..."
With a terrified cry of "No!", the Three Buddhas' Son underwent an instant transformation!
He went from being as handsome as a bald guy to a burly man with a dark face, weighing at least 300 pounds, sausage lips, cross-eyed, and rough skin all over his body!
"Huh, so this is what you look like?" Buu's squinty eyes widened, and he suddenly said, "You look much better than before!"
"You...you're courting death..." [The Three-Life Buddha's Son] seemed not to hear, only clutching his head in agony. "Fire!! Fire here!! I'll melt the endless desert...full power!! Destroy this guy!!!"
"No, Master Buddha, this will hit you at the same time!"
"Fire!"
"Oh no! The Buddha's disciple has lost control!!"
"Retrieve the Buddha's disciple first!"
The enormous Buddha head turned, its mouth opened wide, and then a huge figure shot out—a four-meter-tall, black iron-colored metal giant.
"Fire!!"
[The Three Buddhas] seemed to have fallen into a state of madness... [Buu] tilted his head, but his previous enthusiasm turned into boredom.
So, Buu opened his mouth wide – he was unhappy!
When you're feeling down, have a little dessert!
With a gentle flick of its pink antennae, a bolt of lightning shot out and struck the [Three Buddhas Child]—in an instant, the [Three Buddhas Child] turned into a blue candy!
Under Buu's will, the candy flew directly towards his palm—just then, at the edge of the giant crater, a black hovercar suddenly braked, sweeping out a long scratch like a dragon's tail.
Buu blinked.
A man wearing a leather jacket stepped off the black motorcycle... The man quickly took off his helmet and looked around in confusion.
In an instant, Buu's eyes widened, and he didn't even take the blue candy that was about to be his. He turned his head, raised his hands, and flew away into the distance—more than three times faster than when he was toying with the Three Buddhas!
"what……"
The man who got off the black motorcycle... a young bald man with a cigarette in his mouth, whose good looks were exactly the same as the bald handsome guy, looked at the pink figure that had just flown away with a puzzled expression.
Just then, the black iron-colored metal puppet that shot out from the Buddha's head arrived.
"【Dragon Subduing】type?" The motorcyclist frowned, and without saying a word, he pulled a black and silver pistol from the gun holster on his waist. Then, he quickly rolled on the ground behind the motorcycle and assumed a shooting posture.
But then the black iron-colored metal puppet seemed to have found something from the deep pit... a blue bead-like object, and then quickly left.
The motorcyclist frowned again, then seemed to breathe a sigh of relief... Looking in the direction the [Dragon Subduing] shape had left, in the higher sky, the enormous [Buddha] resembled a deity!
The man on the motorcycle remained silent.
In the distance, a group of [Black Bodhisattvas] were rapidly joining up with the [Dragon Subduing] type... The motorcyclist's expression suddenly changed!
The "Black Bodhisattvas" were seen using a net to capture a burly man and take him away—it was none other than Sha Toutuo!
"Damn it, what on earth happened here..." The motorcyclist quickly got on his motorcycle. "Has the location of the secret realm been exposed?"
The motorcycle started and instantly sped off in the direction of the Buddha.
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Wilderness survival master... safe house.
The exhausted, pockmarked boy was casually tossed onto the sofa—the mentally challenged white horse was now obediently holding a cup full of gasoline, sipping it slowly, really strange, not daring to look around—even though it had many questions at the moment.
Di Qinglong and Tyrannosaurus were intently watching the screen on the wall—which was also a surveillance camera.
"Judging from the cloud cover, the Buddha's head has temporarily left..." Di Qinglong breathed a sigh of relief, completely relieved.
They raced on, and the aftermath of the battle between Buu and the Third Buddha remains unknown.
Just then, the signal on the screen suddenly distorted... The image was forcibly changed, and the stunningly beautiful [Three-Life Buddha Child] suddenly appeared on the screen.
"Holy crap, Lao Di, we've been discovered?!" [Tyrannosaurus] Bro was instantly stunned.
Di Qinglong frowned, thought for a moment, and said, "It shouldn't be. This is an indiscriminate signal; all receivers can receive it... Let's see what he wants to say!"
On the screen, a hint of gloom always lingered in the eyes of the [Three Buddhas]... For some reason, the image of the [Three Buddhas] seemed quite fake.
"A warning to the rest of the [Traveler's Guild]: Tomorrow at noon, this humble monk will personally perform a sacred ritual for the salvation of your companions..." [The Three Buddhas' Son] said calmly, "Come, this humble monk will be waiting for you in [City of Interpretation]!"
Camera switch.
Several figures were seen hanging from a black wall.
Upon seeing the figure appear on the screen, Di Qinglong and Tyrannosaurus Rex's eyes widened in shock... Even the mentally challenged White Dragon, who was drinking gasoline, was astonished!
"Master?" Di Qinglong was stunned.
"That's... Old Man Bai?!" [Tyrannosaurus] muttered to himself, "And [Senior Brother]?"
The mentally challenged White Dragon rushed to the screen, shouting, "Xuanzang!!! Xuanzang!! What's wrong with you?! Monk, monk...wait, why are there two monks?! And two blue gems?!"
The mentally challenged white dragon stared blankly at Brother Tyrannosaurus... then subconsciously looked at the purple-haired, pockmarked boy lying on the sofa.
[Tyrannosaurus] suddenly shuddered, "Wait a minute, this [Little Bean] is Sun Lanbao?!"
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Within the Buddha's head.
The figure of the Three Buddhas slowly disappeared... Then, a machine next to him also went into shutdown mode.
A group of bald men dressed in white robes and wearing yellow swastika armbands were gathered around a gold-threaded prayer mat—on the mat, there was a blue…candy!
"Dispeller!! Get me a dispeller... Damn it!! I'm going to kill it!! Kill it!!!"
The blue candy floated up slowly, emitting the angry voice of "Three Buddhas of the Three Worlds"!
“Buddha’s disciple, a signal has been received…” Beneath the golden silk prayer mat, a bald man suddenly said with a slightly solemn expression, “It is…it is the Venerable One’s signal!”
"Which Venerable One?!" The enraged [Three Buddhas' Son] was completely devoid of the saintly demeanor he had displayed in public earlier.
"Avalokiteshvara... Guanyin!"
The blue candy fell silent for a moment, and after a while, a slightly hesitant voice came out, "I won't accept it..."
"They've already brought him in..." The bald man who spoke shuddered.
The blue candy instantly sank into the golden silk cushion and remained motionless!
A beam of light descended, followed by the appearance of a holographic figure... Her body was like the most perfectly proportioned female form, her entire body was dark gray with a metallic sheen, and she had ten arms, each displaying a different gesture.
His sharp gaze was like a blade.
The group of bald men clasped their hands together and bowed their heads, saying, "Greetings, Venerable Avalokiteshvara!"
The Ten-Armed Avalokitesvara, however, stood with one hand on his hip, his gaze sweeping over the crowd, his brows furrowing slightly on his face, which also shone with a dark gray-gold luster.
A deep, queen-like voice slowly rang out, "Where is the Third Incarnation? Why is he nowhere to be found..."