RoleplayNovel Chapter 35: A 500-meter Magic Octopus meets a 35-meter Dunkleosteus, are you kidding me?
Chapter 35: A 500-meter Magic Octopus meets a 35-meter Dunkleosteus, are you kidding me?
Chapter 35: A 500-meter Magic Octopus meets a 35-meter Dunkleosteus, are you kidding me?
This—this is a tentacle?
This metal pillar, longer and thicker than the most advanced aircraft carrier currently in service, you call it a tentacle?!
Viewers worldwide, whether in front of their screens in the real world or in the higher-dimensional view of other corners of the sand table, all lost the ability to breathe.
Under the horrified gazes of Commander Jack and his ten Dunkleosteus guards.
Between the eight tentacles that resembled pillars supporting the sky, Lei Dong's enormous head, half of which looked like a black mountain range, slowly emerged from the water.
Sunlight shone on his [Hyperdimensional Electromagnetic Armor], refracting a cold metallic luster that was both despairingly dark gold and silver.
Seawater cascaded down his massive body like a waterfall, crashing onto the surface with a deafening roar.
Two cross-shaped demonic eyes, like blazing blood-red suns, carried a pure, high-dimensional indifference.
Looking down from his vantage point, he gazed down at the eleven tiny Dunkleosteus fish below, each as small as a loach.
Three hundred meters of tentacles confront a thirty-five-meter-long Dunkleosteus.
The scene resembles a fully armed adult man looking down at a Chihuahua baring its teeth at him.
"Plop—"
Jack's brain, which was originally filled with arrogance, was instantly frozen as if it had been thrown directly into liquid nitrogen.
His proud 35-meter-long body, resembling that of the prehistoric Titan Dunkleosteus.
Compared to Lei Dong's mere tentacle, it was not even as good as a suction cup at the end of that tentacle!
What made him even more desperate was the shell! What happened to the octopus being a mollusc?
Where's the promised big chunk of boneless fat?
The armor covering the monster in front of us.
It flashed with dazzling, dark blue arcs of electricity. Even a blind person could tell that its texture was ten thousand times harder than the bony plates of their Dunkleosteus!
"Who was it that said they were going to cut my sausage?"
A wave of consciousness, like thunder from hell, crashed directly into Jack's mind.
The shock nearly shut down his prehistoric fish brain on the spot, and two lines of tears, born of extreme fear, swirled wildly in the seawater.
Fear, extreme fear, transformed into an instinctive will to survive.
"Run! Run! This is beyond our capabilities! The system has malfunctioned!!!"
Commander Jack let out a pig-like scream, frantically thrashing his tail fin in an attempt to turn and run away.
The glory of the kangaroo kingdom, the dominance of the Devonian period—all of that is nothing but bullshit in the face of absolute suffocation.
But just as Jack turned around...
His ten Dunkleosteus guards, who had already been given strict orders and were not very intelligent, actually carried out the orders rigidly!
"For the glory of the Kangaroo Kingdom! Bite off his tentacles!"
Ten 20-meter-long Dunkleosteus fish, relying on the fearless spirit of newborn calves.
At the same time, it swung its tail fins, like ten reckless torpedoes, and charged wildly toward Lei Dong's armored tentacle that was three hundred meters long!
"No! You bunch of idiots, come back here!"
Jack turned around and saw this scene, and was terrified.
But it was too late.
"Snap! Snap! Snap!"
Ten enormous, razor-sharp, bone-bladed maws, like guillotines, simultaneously clamped down on Lei Dong's tentacle hanging over the sea!
They exerted all their strength, unleashing a terrifying bite force of thousands of tons.
They attempted to cut this "soft bone" in two and prove the value of Devonian megalodon to a global audience.
However----
"Clang!!! Clang!!! Clang!!!"
A series of chilling explosions, as if a heavy hydraulic press were forcibly crushing high-carbon steel, ripped across the sea.
There was no gushing blood, no tearing of muscles.
Under the horrified, stunned, and even utterly absurd gazes of billions of people around the world—
Those ten small Dunkleosteus, each twenty meters long, were proud of their prehistoric guillotine-like bone blades, which they claimed could crush tanks.
The moment it came into contact with the [Hyperdimensional Electromagnetic Armor] on the surface of Thunder, which incorporated genes from American mythology.
It's like trying to break a solid titanium alloy steel pillar with a piece of cartilage!
"Plop! Crack!"
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The strong reaction force, coupled with the automatically generated dark blue high-dimensional electromagnetic counter-damage on the armor surface.
It shattered the upper and lower jawbones of the dried-headed Dunkleosteus!
White bone fragments mixed with copious amounts of fish blood gushed out of their mouths like a fountain!
The ten once-mighty guards of the prehistoric tyrant had their "steel teeth" knocked out in an instant.
They turned into ten toothless old ladies whose mouths couldn't even close, their chins drooping strangely, rolling and howling in agony on the sea.
[Westland Netizen]:
【————】
[Xinghai Netizen]:
[—Fuck, that's Captain Max's Destruction Armor gene! That octopus actually absorbed the Captain's armor?!]
[Yunxia Netizen]:
[Hahaha! What the hell is this sausage cutting?! It's like using a plastic knife to cut a magic staff! Did you break a tooth? Does it hurt, little kangaroo?]
During the full-band live broadcast, Lei Dong's extremely confused and Versailles-like mental fluctuations were clearly heard.
"Hmm? It seems like something's giving me a deep-sea skin cleanup?"
Lei Dong raised the tentacle somewhat blankly and brought it close to his huge cross-shaped demon to take a look.
Hanging from the gaps in the tentacle's armor was a "little loach" with all ten teeth shattered, writhing in pain.
Because they bit so hard, their broken teeth even got stuck in the outermost texture of the Thunder Armor, like comical pendants.
"Oh—I remember now, it's the little toothpick that was clamoring to be my nail clipper."
Lei Dong's enormous black-gold beak cracked slightly, revealing an extremely cruel grin.
"Since you enjoy biting my tentacles so much, then I'll give you this tentacle as a chew toy."
"boom!"
Lei Dong didn't use any advanced skills like [Hyperdimensional Gravity Field] or [World-Destroying Electromagnetic Storm] at all.
Using skills on ants of this size would be an insult to their mythical genes.
He simply raised the tentacle with ten small Dunkleosteus fish hanging from it high into the air, blocking out the sunlight from the entire coral sea.
Then----
Like swatting an extremely annoying greenbottle fly, he slapped it hard and without any fancy moves at President Jack, who was frantically fleeing on the water's surface!
"No!!! Yunxia's ancestors! Spare me!!!"
Jack stared wide-eyed in despair at the massive, black iron whip that blotted out the sky.
Along with his ten half-dead guards, they tore through the air with supersonic kinetic energy and slammed into his head!
"Bang! Splat!!!"
A terrifying, muffled thud that made your heart stop!
A 35-meter-long prehistoric heavily armored Titan Dunkleosteus? Claimed to have the strongest skeleton of the Devonian period?
Under the absolute physical attacks of the 505-meter-tall [Abyss Emperor Star Demon God], it was as fragile as a piece of soaked toilet paper.
Jack's seemingly indestructible head, with its dark blue armor, was deeply dented and burst open, along with his massive body and tens of thousands of tons of seawater around him.
This whip lashed him into a huge, flat mass of prehistoric flesh and blood!
As for the ten small Dunkleosteus fish hanging on the tentacles, they were instantly vaporized into a blood mist under the terrifying impact and compression.