RoleplayNovel Chapter 61 Who said I'm a better storyteller than Hans Christian Andersen? Hey, shut up!
Chapter 61 Who said I'm a better storyteller than Hans Christian Andersen? Hey, shut up!
[Holy crap! K God—!]
[66666! My goodness, that's enough to take on two opponents and kill them both!]
[K God is awesome! Haters, shut up, K God's gun is never slow!]
[What kind of crazy thing is this?! This is how you turn the tables!]
[“K God is about to give away his prize!”, “A one-for-one trade is still a good deal!”, “How did K God manage a double kill!”]
No, that novelist wasn't lying to us; Zitai really does love eating oranges!
[That dog in the bath looks like a clown! Why isn't it barking anymore? Keep barking, are you deaf?!]
[Stop talking, I bet Zaozi (Zhaozi's nickname) is already thinking of taking a shower in the commentary booth.]
..
In an instant, the live stream chat was flooded with comments, leaving countless viewers stunned.
The cheers and shouts from the crowd were deafening, and Lu Chen's ID echoed throughout the stadium, the terrifying sound waves seemingly about to shake the heavens and the earth.
"Holy crap! That bastard!" Sun Yalong was dumbfounded. "He managed a double kill!"
"K-beast is really something!" Sika exclaimed. "K-beast isn't just all talk!"
"That little wrecked guy stole Sofm's movement speed, you know? Sofm almost landed a single auto-attack on K, and K got the kill!"
In the bustling hall, the replay of the footage allowed Miller and his group to see all of Lu Chen's actions.
"Kingslayer seems to have planned everything perfectly. He seems to have known that Sofm was nearby. This W-flash-AA combo and E skill were used to dodge Nidalee's spear very smoothly. The Holy Grail took down Zz1tai."
"Finally, it was the Bilgewater Cutlass that stole Nidalee's movement speed, causing Sofm to get stuck on auto-attacks!"
"This is unbelievable! Is this the true skill level of Kingslayer players?!"
Miller watched the replay and was full of praise. This time, he was also shocked by Lu Chen's strength.
Logically, Snake should have been successful in the mid lane and EDG in the bottom lane, so they would have been evenly matched.
But who would have thought that while EDG was thriving in the bottom lane, Lu Chen was able to achieve success in both the mid and bottom lanes thanks to his superb skills!
At this point, Miller suddenly felt a warm sensation all over his body, but when he turned his head, he found that Uzi had appeared out of nowhere.
The little chubby face turned bright red, and he was still biting his fingernails, his eyes glazed over.
paralysis!
What a noob!
Lucian got completely shut down by EDG, not to mention the bot lane. If he were Ohq's Ashe, EDG would have gotten a triple kill if they dared to dive him.
As expected, LCK AD carries are all trash!
"Well, it's alright, not too bad. Snake still has hope." Doll wiped the sweat from his face. He felt like he was sitting next to a furnace.
His classic "it's not a loss" statement reappeared, instantly making many viewers burst into laughter.
I don't know where I'm not losing money.
Backstage at Snake, Zhu Kai's heart, which had been hanging in suspense for so long... was now completely dead!
He could already imagine how netizens would evaluate him.
If he picks Gangplank with Lucian on his team and loses this game, his reputation as a "food delivery coach" will be cemented.
Although this is true.
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"Holy crap, awesome! Brother Chen!"
"Is that exaggerated?"
On the EDG stage, Meiko and Deft both exclaimed in surprise, and Mingkai also seemed somewhat incredulous.
"Neither of the two opponents could beat you?"
When Mingkai saw Nidalee appear in the mid lane, he thought Lu Chen was definitely dead and couldn't get there in time, so he immediately decided to attack Snake's bottom lane to try and cut his losses.
The result was something he didn't expect...
Where is the damage?
Backstage at EDG, Scout stared wide-eyed, feeling utterly bewildered; this must be some kind of international joke.
How could someone who was fighting two others get their two opponents killed?
"How can two people without any hard crowd control beat me?" Lu Chen retorted.
"Chen-ge is putting on an act again." Meiko clicked his tongue, but he still found it unbelievable.
Even Pawn doesn't seem to be as exaggerated as Lu Chen.
At the same time, in the Snake booth, Zita's angry face was filled with a pair of bewildered eyes.
I really don't want to play anymore.
He was down 40 CS and Lucian got a double kill. Now even if that guy surnamed Li comes, it won't help.
Sorry.
He wasn't talking about Lee Sang-hyeok; he was talking about Lee Se-min. He might as well just confront Lu Chen in the octagonal cage right there on stage.
Whoever loses retires!
"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll come and help in a bit."
Seeing the current situation, Flandre was also somewhat helpless. He was farming peacefully with Mouse in the top lane, but the mid, bot, and jungle lanes all collapsed.
Actually, he didn't know how to play either, so he could only abandon the laning phase and use his Titan's characteristics to gank.
To be honest, it wasn't easy for Flandre to catch anyone. The bottom lane fell, resulting in the loss of the first earth dragon, and EDG also took control of the vision in the bottom half of the map.
Lu Chen's Lucian stood on the side closest to the bottom of the river, giving no chance whatsoever, and continued to use his equipment and level advantage to suppress the opponent's stance.
"Hey hey hey, Flandre has abandoned the top lane again and come to mid lane with Sofm!"
At 10 minutes and 34 seconds into the game, right after Miller finished speaking, Uzi let out a loud shout.
"Yes, Snake still has hope. They're trying to capitalize on Lucian's Flash cooldown before it's fully refreshed, to disrupt his rhythm. It seems like they have a chance!"
"No, wait, there's no chance!" Miller's voice suddenly filled with panic. "After pushing the bottom lane and securing the first turret, Meiko didn't recall. Instead, he headed straight for the mid lane, and Clearlove came to mid too!"
"Furthermore, Meiko was incredibly clever. He recalled first in the blind spot of the river, baiting out Ohq's Ashe's E skill, and then canceled the recall!"
"Oh no! Snake's going to explode! Kingslayer seems to be selling himself!"
As Miller's excited voice faded, Lu Chen's lips curled up; the talent of sensing killing intent was simply too useful.
Although it's not as powerful as X-ray vision, it allows him to keenly sense killing intent.
Lu Chen marked the blind spot in the upper river with a "Miss," checked the positions of Ming Kai and Meiko, and immediately moved forward a few steps.
The next second, Flandre's Titan flashed and Qed towards Lu Chen. Lu Chen used his E skill to dodge, but Titan then used his ultimate. Meanwhile, Captain Zz1tai's ultimate and triple barrel combo suddenly launched an attack.
"Let's take a bath in artillery shells!"
"Die! Give me your head!" he roared.
But just as he thought he saw the light at the end of the tunnel, a lantern suddenly appeared out of nowhere, causing the three of them to shrink their pupils and immediately prepare to gouge out his eyes.
"Lanterns! Fields!"
Lu Chen reacted quickly, immediately lighting the lantern and pulling it away. He was really afraid that Meiko wouldn't give him the lantern, which would cause him to be sold to death.
"My God!"
"Kingslayer found the lantern!" Miller exclaimed, raising both hands high. "Meiko's Thresh even hooked Sofm's Nidalee! He flew in and unleashed his ultimate!"
"Factory Director Spider dives in directly, and Snake's three-man attack on Kingslaye's Lucian seems destined for another defeat!"
On the screen, Thresh's ultimate ability restricted three people without Flash, completely slowing them down. Zz1tai immediately used his oranges to try to escape, but was swung back by Thresh's Doom Pendulum.
The spider descended from the sky, and AQWR immediately cocooned after dealing damage. Lu Chen, who had created distance, waited for the Titan's ultimate to finish knocking the enemy up before the Holy Lance Baptism suddenly appeared like a storm!
"Damn it! Snake's top, mid, and jungle players are all taking a bath in Lucian's bullets!"
"It's all washed!"
Upon hearing Miller's words, Uzi glared at him with red eyes, wishing he could punch him on the spot.
I'll take a damn bath!
Looking at the scene before him, Uzi bit his hand and fell silent again, while Summoner's Rift was deafeningly loud after a long while!
"EDG-Kingslayer has killed Snake-Zz1tai!"
"EDG-Kingslayer has killed Snake-Sofm!"
"EDG-Kingslayer has killed Snake-Flandre!"
"Triple kill!"
"Unstoppable!"
When the voices of "Triple Kill" and "Unstoppable" echoed, all the viewers felt as if an electric current had surged through their bodies, leaving them completely in disbelief.
Looking at Lucian on the screen, wielding dual pistols and charging towards the Rift Herald, and at the smile on Lu Chen's lips.
In an instant, the stadium and the live broadcast room became a scene of utter chaos!
[Holy crap! Is this even human? Is K some kind of monster? How does he manage to guess that Snake's people are coming to arrest him time and time again?]
[Investigate thoroughly! I don't believe K's mind is this monstrous!]
[You bunch of haters are driving me crazy. If you can't beat them, you just start fighting?]
[A small leak doesn't count as a successful opening!]
[He's no longer human; he's beaten the crap out of him.]
[Does anyone want to enter Summoner's Rift? I'll pay a high price for any orange peels that Zz1tai threw on the ground!]
[The bathing dog fell silent again. Someone, quickly bring my Void God a bathtub; he wants to take a bath.]
[Mainly because he saw the captain's barrage of cannonballs and Lucian's barrage of bullets, he also wanted to take a shower, hahaha.]
...
In the live broadcast rooms of various events, the barrage of comments kept filling the entire screen, as Lu Chen's triple kill exceeded everyone's expectations.
"K-beast! I won't accept this without checking K-beast's equipment!" Sun Yalong roared at the top of his lungs, "We can't catch him at all! K-beast saw right through Snake's movements!"
"That's a bit of an exaggeration," Wawa clicked her tongue. "Kingslayer's awareness is too strong. They don't give you any chance at all. The only reason Snake was able to engage was because I wanted you to! Because I can counter-attack!"
"Yes," Miller exclaimed. "That's Kingslayer for you. He's proven himself once again. A 5-0 Lucian plus a fed Caitlyn means Snake is doomed this game."
"Zitai's performance as captain was completely ineffective! He's really become the King of Oranges, which is truly unexpected."
At this moment, the EDG booth was filled with cheers and laughter, while the Snake booth was filled with incoherent ramblings.
"Why didn't this E see Thresh and Elise coming?! I'm speechless." Zita's mentality completely exploded at this point.
"I saw it, he canceled his return to the city." Ohq also had something to say; he was a little regretful about accepting Zuo Wu's invitation.
Is this LPL even a place for humans?
Can't you go back to LCK right now?
The pressure in the bottom lane is immense, and my teammates aren't playing well either. How am I supposed to win?
"How are we supposed to play? It's 20 PM!" Yang Fan said dejectedly, seeing no hope of turning the game around, unless they could drag it out until after 40 minutes, but EDG wouldn't let that drag on.
Once the Rift Herald was secured, Caitlyn started positioning herself in the mid lane, and EDG immediately entered a suffocating operational rhythm.
During Lu Chen's laning phase against Zi Tai in the bottom lane, a series of shocking scenes unfolded.
"My God! Kingslayer's sneaky Q through minions, followed by a Flash and six shots in one second, instantly solo-killed Zz1tai!"
"Captain Posture's buckets were useless against him; he was completely powerless against them!"
"Kingslayer!"
As time passed, at 17 minutes and 35 seconds into the game, Lu Chen EAA knocked down the captain's barrel and unleashed a full ultimate on Zz1tai, the voice chat of which shocked the entire internet quietly resounded.
"Legendary!"
When the voice of "Godlike" rang out, countless viewers were stunned. In less than 20 minutes, this Lucian had achieved a godlike status.
It's basically playing against bots!
[Posture: My oranges are not selling well, please help me! If you don't help me, I'll have to eat them all by myself!]
[No, why?! Why did that novelist write a documentary?!]
[Is Taizi even human? I apologized to the author last time because of Diana and Varus, and now I have to apologize again.]
Who the hell could have predicted this?!
[Zizi, can you please stop eating oranges? Look at how much you've got this heat rash! Your face is all red and swollen!]
..
At 23 minutes and 32 seconds into the game, led by Lu Chen's incredibly high damage output with Lucian, Mouse's Maokai initiated a team fight with Flash, and Snake's team fight collapsed as soon as Lucian took over from a distance.
After Titan used his ultimate on Deft, Lu Chen went up to deal damage and, unsurprisingly, wiped out the enemy team, secured Baron Nashor, and pushed down Snake's base.
"Congratulations to EDG! Kingslayer's Lucian carried the entire game, sweeping Snake 12-0 and taking the first game!"
"Congratulations to EDG! This is truly astonishing! Everyone was saying that Kingslayer's performance against Godv was subpar, but in today's match, Kingslayer proved himself once again!"
"He truly showed the LPL that a brand new domestic mid-laner is rising!"
As the roars of Wawa and Miller subsided, the heated discussion in the venue and the live broadcast room was unparalleled, and the director focused the camera on the commentary booth at that moment.
Amidst the attention of the entire internet, Uzi's chubby face was still flushed, and then his expression as he left the stage was suddenly revealed.
The same red face, even more so!
This immediately made many netizens burst out laughing!
[How daring! What is he doing?!]
[I got a sore throat from eating too many oranges, so I thought I'd cosplay as a god!]
[Wow, so alike! Did you see that look in Zz1tai's eyes? Doesn't it resemble a bathing dog? Zz1tai is possessed by a spirit!]
[How come another Uzi-like mid-laner has emerged?]
[Mid-lane Shockwave! The Shockwave Theory is Rampaging Through the LPL! Uzi is Going to Destroy Chinese Esports!]
[My goodness, this is out of line!]
...
Amidst this heated discussion, Lu Chen returned to the backstage area and did not post on Weibo. Instead, he quietly opened his author assistant app and posted a free chapter with a few lines of text and an image displayed on it.
Who said I can make up stories better than Hans Christian Andersen? Hmm? Does Zitai like oranges?
Hey, look me in the eye! Stop talking nonsense!!!
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