RoleplayNovel Chapter 58 Our LPL also has its own Orange Bro
Chapter 58 Our LPL also has its own Orange Bro
Upon hearing Saint Gun's words, Zita's pupils dilated, and then he was enraged, slamming his thigh hard, his chest heaving with anger.
"If I don't beat the shit out of him today, I'll consider him clean."
"What are you pretending for? You're all uneducated, trying to act like you're cultured."
"Who the hell isn't a genius mid laner! I'll take down those bastards one shot each!"
His posture was angry and frustrated.
Not long ago, he was a gentle and refined LPL player, number 003.
But ever since he was utterly crushed by Lu Chen in the Korean server, he seemed to have been influenced by Lu Chen and turned into an abstract fool who only knew how to get angry.
Zhu Kai, standing to the side, also spoke sharply, "We absolutely have to hold his retirement ceremony today. I've never seen such an arrogant newcomer in my life."
At the same time, Lu Chen's Weibo post quickly attracted countless netizens, with laughter and sneers filling the comment section.
[I knew it! I was saying, how could K-God not post a pre-match Weibo update?]
[Hilarious! K-God must have been inspired by that novel, right? The character in that novel really loves eating oranges.]
The entire Summoner's Rift was filled with tons of orange peels thrown down by Zz1tai.
[This is ridiculous! K, look at this trashy online article that disrespects my dog and other professional players. You have absolutely no professional ethics. People like you should get out of the LPL as soon as possible.]
【Even K-beasts read this kind of trashy online novel? I have no idea what that idiot author is writing. It's one thing to badmouth my dog, but to portray Tai Chi as such a weakling, the only reason this novel is successful is because the readers are all a bunch of fools.】
Snake completely dominated EDG. Aside from their bot lane being slightly weaker, I have no idea how EDG managed to play their top, mid, and jungle.
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Amid this heated discussion, the live broadcast rooms for various events were extremely popular, and the stadiums were packed to capacity, filled with shouts from the hosts and audience.
Lu Chen and the others also appeared one after another at the competition venue. In Sun Yalong's live broadcast room, he and Xika were shouting and barking wildly, "K-beast has entered the arena!"
"This guy looks like an animal! My goodness!" Sun Yalong laughed and echoed Xika, immediately causing the chat in their live stream to scroll non-stop.
[How dare you call yourself "K God K Beast" on your live stream? Well, you're finished, I'm telling you.]
[You probably don't know how vengeful K is. Even Zz1tai, who acted like a veteran, got utterly thrashed by him.]
[Can you please stop commentating on K-scum? Why don't you use that time to record a documentary about middle-aged people protesting against South Korea?]
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"Alright, welcome everyone to the live broadcast of the third Sunday of the 2017 LPL Spring Split. Today we're bringing you the match between EDG and Snake. I'm your commentator, Wawa!"
"I'm commentator Miller!"
As Miller finished speaking, Wawa clasped his hands together, a smile on his face, and said, "Then we have a heavyweight guest commentator for today's match!"
"Let's welcome Uzi!"
As the camera moved, Uzi, with his hair styled like an adult, wearing a suit and forcing a smile, as if offering the audience a cappuccino, immediately caused an uproar in the live broadcast rooms of various esports events.
【? ? ? ? 】
[Holy crap, that puppy is commentating! That bastard is doomed!]
[Hilarious! Bath Dog probably did this on purpose; he's trying to kill K-God from the commentary booth.]
Uzi, do you know you've committed a crime? If K God finds out, you're in big trouble!
[Why didn't you bring a bathtub and Johnson's shower gel? The commentator is going to be live-streaming his shower!]
Why is my dog's hair so oily after bathing? Did you use Stamina cream?
[Damn it, you bunch of bastards! Look at that idiot novelist, he taught you all some new slang, didn't he?]
[I know you GSL guys are in a hurry, but don't rush, hahaha.]
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Uzi's sudden appearance turned the live stream into a battlefield, and Wawa tensed up, feeling immense pressure to co-commentate with Uzi. However, he still forced a smile and said, "I'm very happy that Uzi is here with us today. So, who do you think will win this match?"
"I can't say for sure. The two teams seem to be about the same strength. It depends on the lineup and the players' performance. But I support Snake a bit more because, from the players' perspective, Snake has players with a lot of experience in major competitions. I feel that they will become the most outstanding team on Ling Shi Road today."
Miller laughed out loud when he heard this.
Uzi's little scheme is probably common knowledge.
It doesn't matter whether Snake wins or loses; you just want to see Lu Chen die.
"The 'Three Heroes of Ling Shi Road,' a nickname given by netizens, has always been led by EDG. This Spring Split, the two Ling Shi Road teams will face off for the first time. Who will emerge victorious? Let's leave the stage to the competition!"
Amidst laughter and conversation, the first match's draft phase had already begun. EDG was on the blue side, and both coaches were pacing back and forth, talking rapidly.
"Since we don't need to target Xiao Lu's side, and A Guang is playing a tank this game, we don't really need to worry about the top lane either. Let's focus on their bottom lane instead."
"I think it's a good idea. Crystal on the other side is injured and has switched to support. Ohq isn't doing too well either. Their bot lane is weak, so let's focus on kicking the cripple's good leg and take down their bot lane."
"Oh my, Brother Chen, how could you be so mean!" Meiko exclaimed.
On the other side, Zhu Kai frowned. He really had a hard time deciding on EDG's draft picks. In the end, he chose to target Lu Chen with both picks, plus Camille.
The red team can be said to have one less ban slot in the current version, as Camille is a must-pick or must-ban, and Mouse's performance with Camille was also outstanding when facing LGD.
Soon, the first three picks and bans for both sides were announced.
EDG: Alistar, Jhin, Ezreal.
Snake: Wanderer, Enchantress, Camille.
"Oh? The first three picks from both sides were very targeted. One side was clearly targeting the bot lane, banning both Jhin and Ezreal, two AD carries who can survive in the bot lane, just to prevent Snake from picking them. On the other hand, Snake banned two of Kingslayer's signature champions."
Miller crossed his arms and nodded repeatedly, while Wawa chimed in, "Yes, although Kingslayer had some impressive performances with Diana and Varus against LGD, to be honest, that was because LGD didn't play well. Otherwise, those two champions wouldn't have won so easily, so we didn't consider banning them."
"It's not that they didn't play well, it's that they were completely out of form." Uzi smiled, "Then EDG will definitely focus on attacking Snake's bot lane this game. Actually, I think Snake shouldn't ban their mid laner. Caitlyn and Ashe must be banned. Even if they don't ban them, they should at least shut down Meiko's signature Thresh."
Later generations say that Meiko can only play enchanter supports, but that's not true. Meiko first became famous for his Thresh skills. In the current version, Caitlyn is not paired with an enchanter support in the bot lane. She is usually paired with a tank support, and Thresh is the best choice.
All I can say is that Uzi does understand, while Zhu Kai is just someone who orders takeout; what does he know about drafting?
However, it is clear that EDG's first-floor pick was unexpected by everyone.
"Hey, hey, hey, Lucian locked in? EDG is drafting like this, not Caitlyn?" Miller was a little stunned. "Logically, if EDG wants to play bot lane, Caitlyn is the best choice, and it's also Deft's specialty."
"Maybe Deft wasn't confident enough to pick Caitlyn first. Caitlyn is a champion that requires skill to play," Uzi said with a hint of pride.
He's the player who won the Solo Tournament with a female police officer!
This time, EDG's Lucian pick completely stumped Zhu Kai, but he still decided to help the team's bot lane duo first.
"It's Ashe! What are you afraid of? What about Deft and Uzi? I've beaten them before. O-King, trust me, you play Ashe and I'll play Braum, we'll carry the bot lane."
With Crystal's words, Snake quickly locked in Ashe and Braum in their first two picks, while EDG quickly picked Maokai and Thresh in their second and third picks.
"Here it comes! Mouse's ultimate move!" Doll laughed.
With the current version's Colossus talent's Courage buff, combined with Treant Protector's ultimate (which hasn't been reworked yet), it can reduce damage taken by up to 40% for himself and nearby teammates.
This hero is incredibly tanky.
Snake wasn't going to be outdone, and immediately picked another top laner god-tier champion—Nautilus, which is also one of Flandre's signature champions.
After the first three picks were determined, the two sides competed again in the second round of banning and drafting. Nofe naturally targeted Sofm again, banning his Graves and Lee Sin, while Zhu Kai, after careful consideration, decided to ban Sofm.
"Zz1tai, are you sure you want to play Gangplank? What if this Lucian is mid lane..."
Before Zhu Kai could finish speaking, Zitai immediately retorted, "I don't believe it. I've hardly seen him play when we've been practicing against them. And why did I play Captain in practice? It was for today."
"I'm going to show that clown author what my captain is all about—hiding under the tower eating oranges! I'll make that clown author apologize to me by stepping on his head!"
"Give Sofm a counter pick? I don't need it. Even if Lucian is mid, my Gangplank can one-shot him!"
Seeing that Zita was so confident, Zhu Kai did not hesitate at all and immediately banned Yasuo and Rek'Sai. Then, as the fourth pick, he decisively locked in Gangplank for Zita.
"Holy crap! Erzi is going to play Gangplank!" In the De Yun Se live stream, Sun Yalong exclaimed with wide eyes, "Erzi wants to prove himself, he wants to beat K-Chou with Gangplank, and tell the whole LPL that his Gangplank isn't just for eating oranges!"
"Goodness gracious, that author of the 'I Am the Great Demon King' novel is just waiting to be dealt with! My Erzi is angry, and he drew his sword right from the start!"
Not only was Sun Yalong somewhat shocked, but many viewers were also taken aback.
[Holy crap! Zz1tai, are you serious? Playing Captain against the meta?]
[It's not exactly a counter-patch; Gangplank is still pretty good this patch. With Essence Reaver and Sheen, he's very strong. It's just that he's not played mid lane enough.]
[Oh no, Zitai is about to prove himself as captain, and K is going to be ruined!]
[Zz1tai: Go! Call that author who's badmouthing me over here, and show him what the best captain in the LPL looks like!]
Is it possible that the author is K-God, sitting to the right of Zita?
Is it the captain, or Orange Bro? I'm already laughing.
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"Wow! Zz1tai made a super shocking pick in the first game, Gangplank mid. Isn't he afraid that Lucian is a mid-bot lane flex pick?!" Wawa exclaimed excitedly.
Miller snapped out of his reverie and quietly spoke, "Lucian swinging around is quite common..."
At this point, he realized something was wrong and quickly glanced at Uzi beside him. He noticed that the smile on the chubby face had disappeared, and then he heard Uzi slowly speak.
"I don't think it's that bad. We've all scrimmed with EDG, and Kingslayer has almost never played Lucian mid in scrims."
But right after he said that, EDG's last two moves came out of nowhere.
Female police officer Spider!
This left the entire online audience stunned, and the entire Snake team was somewhat bewildered.
What the hell!
Seriously, Lucian mid lane?
Do you know how to play? Then choose!
Why don't you play Lucian jungle?
At this moment, Uzi, who had just been analyzing things so logically, suddenly fell silent. After a few seconds, he managed to force a smile. "It's a bit unexpected, but it's hard to say. Let's not talk about Kingslayer's proficiency with Lucian. Actually, Lucian isn't that easy to play against Gangplank."
"Ah, it's like this," Wawa said, diffusing the awkwardness. "Snake needs to pick an AP jungler as their last pick, and it seems Sofm doesn't have a better option."
"Is he here? Sofm's ultimate skill!"
As expected, amidst cheers, Nidalee was locked in, and the lineups for both sides were finalized at that moment!
EDG (Blue Side): Top lane Maokai, Jungle Elise, Mid lane Lucian, Bot lane Caitlyn and Thresh.
Snake (Red Side): Top lane Nautilus, Jungle Nidalee, Mid lane Gangplank, Bot lane Ashe and Braum.
Under the spotlight, Lu Chen calmly unscrewed his thermos and slowly drank from it, a demeanor that moved everyone present and in the live broadcast room!
Faced with the challenge of proving himself, didn't this man feel any fear or panic?
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