RoleplayNovel Chapter 56 You're as bad as a master.
Chapter 56 You're as bad as a master.
"Damn it! This author is an idiot!"
Just after Zhu Kai let out a hoarse and furious curse, Zi Shi's screams echoed throughout the training room in the blink of an eye.
Looking up, he saw Shi Zizheng pounding the table in a fit of anger, shouting, "What does this author know? I've said it so many times, I didn't initiate the surrender! Still spreading rumors! Still spreading rumors!"
At that moment, Crystal, who was next to Zita, burst into laughter, which immediately made Zita turn around and stare at him.
"What are you laughing at!"
"I really can't help but show my attitude."
Crystal Bro was helpless, but the reader comments on the latest chapter of Lu Chen's novel were just too hilarious.
[Haha, so Uzi drinks Telunsu milk! I was saying he's always losing, maybe he should switch to a different kind of milk.]
【Seriously, when will these anti-law jokes ever end? Is it now okay to use Instagram to insult the law?】
[No one can beat IG before 20 minutes, because you can't surrender before 20 minutes. Author, is your talent limitless?]
This is truly like Xiahou Dun looking at Louis XVI—unable to see the end of him in a single glance.
[If you don't understand, just ask. Zhu Kai stayed on IG and ended up working as a takeout deliveryman before eventually becoming a coach in the professional gaming world. Is this a story made up by the author or true?]
[It's true, Sun Yalong said it during a live stream.]
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"Damn it!" Zitai was furious. He frantically clicked the report button. He usually didn't lose his temper much, but he broke down as soon as he saw that he had initiated the National Day surrender.
As the saying goes, lies don't hurt, but the truth is the sharpest knife.
Based on netizens' testimonies to Sun Yalong, Rooike, and others, the biggest culprit in the surrender was finally identified as Zitai. However, Zitai has never admitted it, but his face always looks gloomy whenever the matter is brought up.
"Laugh all you want, you'll see when they write your dirty laundry into the script, Yang Fan!" The entire training room was filled with Yang Fan's roar.
Zhu Kai's smile vanished completely. "I strongly suspect this author is an EDG insider. This protagonist looks exactly like Kingslayer—just as monstrous!"
"You've used up all my traffic, you clown!" Zitai got angrier and angrier, so he immediately gave a 50 yuan reward, left this comment in the book review section, and then opened the live broadcast room.
He wanted to vent the nameless fire in his heart; he wanted to wreak havoc in Summoner's Rift!
At the same time, inside the RNG club.
Uzi is furiously hitting Xiaohu's thigh again. He was in a good mood today, but every time it gets to this time, he sees the latest content of Lu Chen's novel and he gets really angry.
"Who the hell wrote this? I really hope I don't find out, or I'll send him a lawyer's letter."
The God of the Void finally lost his temper and sent a warning letter from lawyer Hong Wen.
Uzi strongly suspected it was Lu Chen, but he had no evidence. Many netizens also felt it was Lu Chen, but upon closer inspection, it didn't make sense.
After all, professional players spend most of their day training, so where would they find the time to write web novels, unless Lu Chen is a double genius who is extremely talented in both professional web novel writing and writing.
Soon, Lu Chen's latest chapter was forwarded by many readers, immediately sparking heated discussions on Hupu and the Anti-Pressure Back-Swap Bar. In particular, Zhu Kai's past was supplemented in more detail by netizens with all sorts of amazing abilities.
In Sun Yalong's live stream, he was discussing this matter with his viewers.
"I can only say that the author of this novel is definitely from our circle, one hundred percent. No one outside of this circle could write something like this."
"My goodness, that must be true. I've already said that Zhu Kai ordering takeout is not a rumor. Do you think he got the title of 'takeout coach'?"
With the affirmation from Sun Yalong, a veteran on Instagram, the phrase "delivery coach" immediately became a trending topic, which infuriated Zhu Kai, who then posted a Weibo message out of nowhere.
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"I'm not playing anymore, Chen-ge. Playing duo with you is more stressful than playing in a tournament."
Inside the EDG club, Meiko was sweating profusely, while the chat in his live stream was quietly scrolling.
Meiko: Oh no, I've encountered a stress monster!
[Haha, K's famous quote—"You can't even hit this Q? You might as well just remove the Q skill from your keyboard!"]
[K God: You think you can win a championship with a skill level like that? Are you even turned on? I'm not talking about the computer screen, I'm talking about your intelligence.]
[I'm getting so stressed watching the livestream, K-God really knows what it means to have a great livestream.]
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Looking at the comments in his live stream, Meiko clicked his tongue. Who could argue with that? If anyone were to ask him which match put the most pressure on him, Meiko would answer that none of the pressure was as great as the pressure he felt while duo-queuing with Lu Chen on live stream.
However, there are still benefits. At least the popularity of the live stream is higher than before, and the revenue from gifts is much higher.
Meiko slumped in her chair, scrolling through her phone, when she suddenly exclaimed in surprise, then burst into laughter, "Zhu has started a Weibo account, and he's telling EDG to thoroughly investigate the culprits who are sabotaging Chinese esports."
"Huh?" Abu's pupils contracted. "What does this have to do with EDG? Just because he shared his personal experience doesn't mean he's being unfair?"
Although Abu has been investigating whether the novel was written by someone within EDG, one thing at a time, as long as there is no further slander against EDG or himself.
Why blame EDG for criticizing other teams? Is it because the protagonist of the novel joined EDG?
People should be reasonable!
Just like some comments under videos asking for torrent numbers, where netizens reply with "EDG-4396," isn't that just nonsense?
"You don't understand. Netizens don't care what you think, they only care what they think. Like, our next match is against Snake, right?" Meiko looked at the comments from netizens in Zhu Kai's Weibo comment section and felt that every day was full of fun.
[The message was written by an EDG insider; I strongly suspect it was written by K.]
Regardless of whether there's evidence or not, all the bad things that happened in the LPL were done by K.
[LPL? Five thousand years of Chinese history! What terrible things has K done—breaking Mount Buzhou, ordering Xu Fu to sail east, preparing for the War of the Eight Princes, and letting the Qing army into the pass...]
[Tsk tsk tsk, do the haters hate K God that much? GSL, stop stirring up trouble. You RNG players can't even beat them yourselves, so you keep inciting other teams' fans. Have some decency.]
[I bought a watch last year, and I, Zhang Hanjie, wholeheartedly support Snake becoming the first person on Ling Shi Road to achieve this!]
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"Brother Chen, check Weibo!"
As Meiko finished speaking, Lu Chen replied without even looking up, "No time. I'm working on something big. He Kui, you stay in the bottom lane. I'm going to attack the mid lane."
Hearing Lu Chen's words and seeing the support champion Lu Chen had chosen, he regretted duo-queuing with Lu Chen. He should have known better than to agree.
No wonder people say that playing duo queue with Lu Chen is stressful; how could it not be?
Meanwhile, in Lu Chen's live stream, the chat was flooded with comments. They thought that since Meiko wasn't coming, Lu Chen would be ending his stream, but then a big spender sent him a treasure map, asking him to stream a little longer.
As a result, Lu Chen teamed up with Deft for duo queue and filled the support role. He originally wanted to play well, but suddenly a messenger came to the live stream saying that he had encountered Zz1tai.
Lu Chen immediately opened his notebook—"January 13, 2017, during the post-match interview with Zhu Kai, Zita bluntly stated that he was too inexperienced and was pretending to be a veteran. I, Lu Chen, will remember this grudge."
Without further ado, Lu Chen immediately pulled out the mouse assistant, declaring that he would show the viewers some entertainment, which immediately confused countless viewers.
The sky was filled with question marks, like a rushing river.
Just a short while later, gasps of amazement rose and fell throughout the live stream.
But as the saying goes, "two flowers bloom, each telling its own story," while Lu Chen was beaming with joy, Zi Tai was in a terrible predicament.
"Flying! F ...
"Am I Kingslayer's biological father?! Playing Twitch support is absolutely disgusting, and he keeps ganking mid like crazy!"
His eyes were red. Ever since he read the latest chapter of Lu Chen's novel, he had decided to dominate the Summoner's Rift, but he hadn't won a single game yet.
"I'll end the stream after winning one game!"
With that in mind, he started another game, and as a result, he ran into Lu Chen and Deft.
Then he encountered Lu Chen's support rat, and he strongly suspected that Lu Chen deliberately chose the support rat just to disgust him.
"Don't talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for defamation. Do you understand what defamation is?"
Lu Chen's lips curled up as he looked at the screen full of live stream comments, and he immediately transformed back into a dark rat.
"Diu diu diu diu~"
A few seconds later, Zz1tai was last-hitting minions in the mid lane when he heard a voice message that sent a chill down his spine.
"Hey, hello!"
Lu Chen's fully-powered rat reappeared in front of him, countless arrows shooting wildly towards him, accompanied by the explosion of venom, as he stared at his screen, which had once again turned gray.
His face was as red as a tomato, and you could even see him breathing heavily through his nostrils. Then, he went berserk in front of countless viewers in the live stream, banging his fist on the table in front of him.
"I'm your father—!"
"Your home is about to be gone, and you're still there? Heh heh, hello!"
A loud roar echoed throughout the live stream. As he spoke, he made a gesture as if he were holding a gun. What's more, his voice was exactly the same as the mouse's built-in voice.
At this moment, countless netizens truly felt they could never live in Bengbu again.
[Where did this rat cosplay come from?!]
[Hahaha, I'm literally laughing my head off! Is this rat support even human?!]
[No wonder everyone calls him "K-beast," he really is a beast. This is the first time I've seen Zitai become this popular.]
[Don't be sad, streamer. Even though you got 0-6 by that scumbag rat, you can still win this game, and you can end the stream soon.]
Can they really win? It looks like the other team is going to turn the tide!
A moment later, Zitai stared at the shattered crystal in front of him, which had transformed into the word "failure." His face turned as red as a purplish-red, and he slumped in front of the computer screen, his eyes lifeless.
It appears to be dead, but it has actually been gone for a while.
"Fuck! Fuck! Who's winning this B game anyway?! Why is it so hard for me to win a single game?! That rat K, could he be any more disgusting? Come and challenge me in mid lane if you dare!"
After remaining silent for a few minutes, Zita finally snapped back to life and sent a friend request to Lu Chen on the post-match results panel.
No, it should be a Solo invitation.
But then Lu Chen rejected his friend's request, and Zitai was very dissatisfied. He continued to apply, because he couldn't sleep if he didn't have a solo game with Lu Chen that day.
Otherwise, all I can think about is that mouse saying "Hey, hello".
Finally, the friend request was accepted, and Zita received a message from Lu Chen: "I don't solo with masters."
Upon seeing this sentence, Zitai was stunned for a moment. His account, which was ranked in Ionia today, was clearly Challenger, so how did it become Master?
But the next second, he saw the translation appear in his live stream chat: "[K's comment means you're playing like a pro!]"
This is visible to the naked eye at this moment.
His expression changed from red to purple, then from purple to blue, finally becoming incredibly ferocious. Just as he tried to chat with Lu Chen again, a message notification popped up: "[The other party is not currently your friend. Please add them as a friend before chatting.]"
"grass--!"
A howl echoed through the sky. If he could, he wanted to have an octagonal duel with Lu Chen, and also bring along the author who had slandered him. Zitai really wanted to become a poodle now.
The hunt begins!
Then, transforming into Darius, he instantly flew into a rage, unleashing a King's Razor followed by the Noxian Guillotine, cleaving through both of their family trees!
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