Oh no, this alliance writer has really surpassed Lee Sang-hyeok!

Chapter 42: Springtime Has No Weak Teams, Halftime Breastfeeding Causes Trouble, Now Available!

"The first match is against LGD? That's easy, isn't it?" Mingkai waved his hand.

Eimy, the fake jungler from LGD, is confident that he can easily defeat Eimy, the real jungler.

"You're going to play Sungbin in the first match?" Pawn stroked his chin and winked at Deft. "Sungbin wants to beat you up every day."

"He's obsessed, haha."

Deft couldn't help but laugh when he thought about it. Back when Imp and Mata were scrimming together, Mata would always put immense pressure on Imp, saying things like, "If Deft came, this wouldn't be the case," and "If Deft came, he could take on two opponents in the bot lane."

Imp joined LGD for a lot of reasons. He wanted to prove that he was the strongest ADC, but... he ended up going to bars every day to drink.

"Alright, everyone, check the group assignments and take a break." Abu raised an eyebrow. "Lu, practice more heroes these days and follow the coach's instructions."

Upon hearing Abu's words, everyone who was feeling sleepy started checking the Spring Split group list. Currently, there are 12 teams in the LPL Spring Split.

It's fair to say there are no weak teams in the spring, and every team has someone Lu Chen knows.

The six teams in Group A are RNG, OMG, WE, GT, IG, and NB.

Group B consists of EDG, LGD, VG, IM, Snake, and QG.

Judging from the results, Group B, where EDG is located, is not very strong, but it has a lot of well-known celebrities.

LGD's Wei and Imp, VG's Houye and Bengi, and IM achieved a three-level jump last year. Although they are EDG's second team, their strength should not be underestimated. They stepped over WE to enter this year's World Championship.

Snake boasts the famous Flandre, Sofm, and the internet-addicted Zz1tai. In addition, QG has a perfect match: the famous Mayan monkey Doinb is currently on the team.

Many GSL fans and Royal Never Give Up supporters were disappointed when the group draw was announced. They had hoped to see RNG and EDG in the same group, so that they could enjoy the thrill of eliminating Lu Chen as soon as possible.

Although there will be inter-group battles later, we have to wait a while, and the waiting is the most painful part.

Unfortunately, we'll have to wait a while longer to see Little Tiger and Little Dog trample K to death.

Don't worry, who can K beat? He doesn't think that just because he won the FMVP at the Demacia Cup, he can beat Godv, does he?

[This is ridiculous. We don't even need to lift a finger; K will be relegated to the bench by Godv.]

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"By the way, Lu, the live streaming contract over there is already under negotiation. The benefits are pretty good. If you think it's acceptable, you can sign it."

"Sure, no problem, but I'll only sign for one year."

Lu Chen nodded. He couldn't stay without signing an agency contract forever. The pay was good, so he had to start thinking about making money. He couldn't get rich off his salary.

As the LPL Spring Split group stage results were announced, LPL viewers once again erupted in heated debates on various forums, continuing even after Lu Chen had woken up.

His Weibo account was bombarded again, mostly by Royal Never Give Up fans and GSL fans who came to watch the drama and asked if he would play in the first match of the Spring Split against LGD.

If Lu Chen were to play, he would definitely be crushed by Godv. If Godv is afraid, it means that Lu Chen, the so-called new domestic mid laner, is afraid of the old domestic mid laner.

Anyway, they said both good and bad things.

Many clubs are also extremely concerned about the group stage and have even begun to conduct targeted tactical research, especially LGD Club.

Upon hearing the news, Imp immediately stopped his walk to the bar with Godv, raised his arms, and shouted, "Wow! I've never felt so good! Cheers for me! Celebrate me!"

"Depote! I must cherish this opportunity; I'm going to crush Daipot!"

Seeing Imp's slightly frenzied state, Godv was momentarily unsure whether he was drunk or mentally ill. Then he heard Hirano Aya's voice echoing, "Clan leader, if you were to fight that K-God, would you be able to beat him?"

"I can beat him up easily, I don't even need to train," Godv said confidently. "He's just a clown who only knows how to create hype."

He had also seen Lu Chen's comments criticizing Uzi on Weibo, and to be honest, he was a little annoyed. There was nothing else to it, he was just annoyed.

I wasn't as arrogant as Lu Chen back then?

Godv hates two types of people the most.

One type is more arrogant than him, and the other type doesn't allow him to be arrogant.

Of course, he also had a different feeling. He had watched Lu Chen's matches in the Demacia Cup a few times and felt that Lu Chen had a lot of potential. He even saw his former self in him.

Therefore... Godv felt obligated to teach Lu Chen humility, so that he wouldn't follow in his footsteps.

Uzi, however, was always listless. Ever since he read Lu Chen's novel, he was so angry that he gritted his teeth every day, and even his frantic reporting was useless.

Especially in today's update, that novel is still making fun of itself, portraying itself as a noob when it came to OMG!

What cloud author?

It's worth noting that S5 was arguably his strongest year; he was so dominant that he was practically invincible.

"I'm fucking insane! What do you mean I'm a team-destroying maniac?!"

Just thinking about how the book describes it—that Uzi is like a troublemaker, and that OMG and QG were already two piles of shit back then, and then he went there and those piles of shit started to overflow.

In the first half of the year, OMG players argued because of women, and in the second half of the year, QG's mid and jungle players broke up, resulting in a best-of-five series that lasted only three minutes.

"Oh, why do you care about this little black guy? He makes money off this. You can just ignore him. I never watch his videos."

Mala Xiangguo was quite annoyed looking at the green icon on his phone's app.

Why do all the stocks he buys lose money?

"I'm so annoyed." Uzi gritted his teeth. Of course he knew he should just ignore it, but every day after Lu Chen updated, he always wanted to click on it and see Lu Chen making fun of himself.

But at that very moment, the clock struck midnight again, and several identical "ding-ding-ding" sounds suddenly echoed throughout the RNG training room.

Mala Xiangguo saw the pop-up message on his phone saying "The novel you are following has been updated," and quickly closed it. He scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed, and looked at Uzi's murderous glare.

"Uz, believe me, I just kept it as a collection, I really don't look at it."

"And what about the three of you?"

Uzi's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes swept over Letme, Xiaohu, and Xiaoming, causing them to quickly avoid his gaze and leave the training room. Immediately afterward, Uzi heard a piercing laugh drifting from afar.

"Laugh your mother away!"

Seeing his teammates looking like this, Uzi clenched his fists, and with a mix of trepidation and curiosity, clicked on Lu Chen's update for the day, only to find his vision going black.

His face suddenly turned into a tomato, lighting up the entire club.

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"My God! What did I just see? OMG called a timeout! It turns out Uzi couldn't handle the immense pressure and burst into tears on set!"

"The OMG team leader is comforting Uzi." Guan Zeyuan, the commentator, was overjoyed.

In his first commentary appearance, he encountered Uzi playing Lucian jungle, and today he's getting his hands on Uzi's trash again.

"That's just how esports is; the players are under immense pressure. Let's give OMG a cheer and applause!"

At this moment, there were no cheers or applause. Instead, the camera focused on OMG's booth, where Uzi was lying in the arms of the female team leader, tears streaming down his face!

This scene immediately caused a stir both at the scene and in the live broadcast room!

[My goodness, Uzi, what are you doing?! You like drinking milk so much, you should retire and go home to raise cows!]

[I'm staying in Bengbu. Who said Uzi is mature? I don't think he's mature at all; he's still immature!]

[Oh my god, I also like drinking milk, can I play AD carry?]

[Poet from the Ministry of Posts and Telecommunications!]

[Ranjiang is too strong! In her first game of the Spring Split, she completely dominated Uzi, leaving him nursing halfway through the game! Ranjiang, please go all out!]

...

Lin Tianran, the protagonist, did not expect to defeat Uzi so badly in the first game. After the first game, he even saw Uzi's chubby, rosy face.

Back at the EDG backstage, Lin Tianran and his teammates couldn't help but burst into laughter. Anyone who witnessed this scene and didn't laugh could be diagnosed with depression.

Just as countless viewers were discussing the match during their break, Lin Tianran's Weibo account suddenly appeared.

Weibo user EDG-Penicillin:

I absolutely will not allow my teammates to lose at the starting line. We must have the same treatment the opposing team gets!

This Weibo post naturally made many netizens burst into laughter.

[6666! I'm so jealous of your talent!!]

[Hurry up and release it with lots of updates, you damn thing!]

[That's it? One more chapter, one more chapter for everyone, or people will think we're looking down on them.]

[Damn it, author! You'll get hit by a dump truck and die sooner or later!]

[I can't take it anymore! Can we please ban this idiot author's book?!]

[Live-streaming herself showering, then breastfeeding halfway through – she really couldn't shower anymore, haha.]

The professional esports scene remains, but the former "Milk King" is nowhere to be seen!

...

"grass!"

boom!

After reading Lu Chen's update today, Uzi angrily slammed his little fist on the table. He now understood what Xiaohu and the others were laughing at.

Feeling the pain from the fist, especially seeing Lu Chen's post at the end of the chapter—thank you all for your support. Actually, I used to be a fan of dogs, but after this year's World Championship, I suddenly had an epiphany.

There's no future in being a fan of Uzi. He's been hyping him up and pointing fingers at him every year, but he got completely thrashed by Bang. I totally agree with what a certain pro player said: "Damn it, is it really that hard to practice Jhin for a whole season?"

Is it that you can't practice or that you haven't practiced at all?

Every year people say Uzi has matured, but you're always taking a bath in red-hot water, so you'd be mature too.

That's all for now. It will be available tomorrow. Thank you for your support and companionship.

Finally, I want to shout in my decaying voice—RNM, Uzi, refund my money!

[Haha, I can't take it anymore! Do you know what it's like to be laughing so hard I don't even notice my girlfriend dancing next to me in the middle of the night, just reading your novel?]

[It seems the author really lost everything betting on RNG this year.]

[You gambling addict, if you lose all your money, why don't you jump off the roof? You think it's funny to make fun of my dog?!]

[LPL is truly rotten to the core. There are real-life examples like K-beast, and this author even wrote a book specifically to smear it. My beloved Uzi, the two-time runner-up and king, suppressing LPL—you think you can criticize that?]

[I'm done talking. I'm just waiting for the boomerang to come. This year, RNG is an all-Chinese team. Let's see how Uzi crushes all the other clubs and wins the championship at the Bird's Nest.]

[Sword pointed!!]

...

Seeing the comments from netizens, Uzi's chest heaved with anger. He glanced at the table again and immediately roared, "Li Yuanhao, where the hell have you been?!"

At this very moment, Xiao Hu, who was hiding in a corner of the club reading the comments on the latest chapter of Lu Chen's novel, was laughing non-stop.

He didn't want to laugh, but he really couldn't help it.

Until he was half-squatting, he saw that there was no light in front of him. He looked up and saw a chubby little boy standing in front of him!

"Is it funny?"

"Uz, let me explain!"

hiss!

A moment later, Xiaohu's scream echoed throughout RNG. Xiaohu walked out shakily, and Uzi looked at his fist, his anger dissipating considerably.

Surprisingly, Xiao Hu's thigh was a perfect match for his fist.

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