RoleplayNovel Chapter 1: Resurrection Armor Sion, you say you're playing a suicide build?
Chapter 1: Resurrection Armor Sion, you say you're playing a suicide build?
"Thanks to 'Don't Want to Go to Work' for signing up! Since a brother signed up, I'll chop off my dick live if I lose this game!"
Su Ye's fingers were typing on the keyboard.
The number of viewers in the upper right corner of the live stream on the computer screen showed a dismal level of popularity.
A few words drifted in from the live chat.
"Stop feeding, streamer. You're practically feeding the enemy jungler to six gods."
"How many 'diao' (digits) do you have to chop up, streamer? If you win this round, I'll take the prize!"
"Are there people upstairs trying to freeload?"
"Let's call it a day, this game is hopeless. The streamer's Sion is a complete mess."
Su Ye sighed; live streaming is not easy.
I originally thought that with his skills and gaming talent, he would definitely be able to make a living as a streamer.
Unexpectedly, because he doesn't know how to create buzz or interact with female streamers, his live stream still has no viewers.
I didn't make any money, but I did gain a lot of weight.
I remembered the breakup text message my ex-girlfriend sent me this morning: "Let's break up. My mom doesn't approve of me being with someone who only plays video games."
He couldn't help but laugh at himself, "It's because I'm poor!"
Just then, a cold, mechanical voice exploded in his mind.
[The All-Encompassing Insurance System has been successfully activated...]
[New user benefits have been distributed: One free mandatory insurance purchase.]
Su Ye was stunned for a moment, and before he could react, a semi-transparent floating panel suddenly appeared in front of him.
At this moment, the hero he was controlling, "Sion, the Undead Warrior," was lying in the fountain waiting to be resurrected.
A series of strange options automatically appeared on the panel:
[Target: Sion]
[Recommended Insurance Product: Limited-Time Accidental Death Insurance]
【Coverage Amount: 500 Gold Coins/Time (RMB 50/Time)】
Premium: 5 Gold Coins (0.5 RMB)
[Special Clause: If the death did not cause any effective harm to others, the compensation amount will be doubled!]
My money has finally arrived!
But how do you use this cheat?
Insure Saine?
You get 500 gold coins for each death?
Never mind, there's one free mandatory insurance opportunity anyway, so let's just get insurance for Sain!
[Ding! You have purchased 30 minutes of accidental death insurance for Sain. Premium: Free. Coverage: 500 gold coins/time (50 RMB/time)]
Su Ye's spirit returned to the game.
By this time, the Sion he was controlling had already respawned and had been AFK'd in the fountain for 2 minutes.
"Why did the streamer go AFK? Didn't he just say he'd chop off his in-game currency if he couldn't win?"
"The streamer doesn't want to continue, don't disturb him!"
"I know a channel in Thailand. If any streamers need it, I can introduce you. Add me and we can chat privately."
Ignoring the various sarcastic remarks in the live stream, Su Ye began to analyze the situation of the game.
The opposing mid laner Yasuo and jungler Lee Sin are already on a godlike streak.
Meanwhile, their team was 10,000 gold behind, and their teammates were furiously arguing with each other, preparing to surrender at 15.
His Sion AFK for two minutes didn't cause a ripple at all, because there was already an AFK Tristana in the fountain.
"If we want to win, the conventional approach is definitely not going to work."
Su Ye's eyes narrowed. "Since the system has insured Sion, then it's you—the suicide Sion!"
He opened the store.
In the past, the core item for the suicide Sion build would definitely have been the Shipbreaker.
But now, his sights are set on the "Guardian Angel" (Resurrection Armor).
"A resurrection armor? That's good stuff," Su Ye muttered to himself. "Dying once isn't enough; dying twice in a row is much more satisfying."
Without hesitation, he sold all his defensive gear, keeping only a pair of shoes.
Resurrection Armor, buy it!
"Is the streamer crazy? Building Guardian Angel on Sion? Is he trying to play him as an AD carry?"
"Forget the armor, you're going to swap it for a resurrection armor? You don't actually think you can carry, do you?"
The barrage of comments exploded instantly.
Su Ye ignored him and, controlling Sion, activated his ultimate skill as soon as he left the high ground, charging straight towards the enemy's mid-lane tower like a dump truck.
There, the opposing mid-laner Yasuo was quietly farming minions.
Seeing the dump truck approaching, I quickly used my E skill to dodge.
He swung his breath in response, followed by his ultimate move and then ignited it, sending it flying towards them.
Su Ye did not dodge.
He even took a step forward and used his face to catch the burst of damage.
To show he wasn't playing passively, he also controlled Sion to unleash a fully charged Q and an empty E, demonstrating considerable effort.
Yasuo repeatedly jumped around, making a series of wild plays.
After a while.
[Ding! The insured person "Sain" has passed away.]
[Claim successful! You have received 1000 game coins and a cash reward of 100 yuan (double the bonus).]
On the screen, Sion is shown lying on the ground.
But just as Sion's body fell, his resurrection armor flashed with golden light, and he stood up again!
The opposing Yasuo clearly hadn't noticed Sion's equipment changes and stood there stunned for several seconds.
The wind rises again, I step forward and slash, slash, slash.
Sion raised his giant axe, swung it at the air once more, and then...
boom!
Second death.
[Ding! Claim successful! You have received 1000 game coins and a cash reward of 100 yuan (double the bonus)]
Su Ye looked at the game screen waiting to be revived in the spring, and saw that Sain suddenly had 2000 gold!
He took out his phone to check it when he had a moment.
Two unread text messages, and a surprising one: 200 yuan had been deposited into my account!
Cool!
In just one minute, he not only got two hundred yuan for living expenses, but also gained 2000 yuan in the game. Now he's got some money to burn!
Su Ye himself was shocked; this system really could create 2000 extra characters out of thin air in the game!
The live stream chat exploded instantly.
"What?! After that wave of suicides, it seems like he's got a lot more money now?"
"I remember the streamer left with all his money, how come he has an extra 2000 yuan?"
"Is the streamer cheating?"
"Report! Blatant cheating during the live stream!"
"This must be reported! It's people like this who disrupt the game's balance and make the game increasingly unplayable."
Su Ye was completely unconcerned about the numerous reports flooding the screen.
Once Sion revives, buy the Destroyer parts, then use Sprint to go out and deliver the damage.
They had no eyes for the enemy heroes, only for the turrets!
Soon, they returned to the spring.
However, this time he also destroyed the mid-lane tower.
With the insurance claim of 1000, I have over 1,000 more on me.
Cool!
"Brothers, watch closely. This game, just watch how my suicide Sion carries the team! Like I said, if we don't win, I'll chop off my phone; if we win, please subscribe and follow me, thanks!"
Su Ye equipped Sain with the Shipbreaker, which greatly boosted his confidence, and he took the opportunity to call GG.
Although all I got was a screen full of insults.
"You cheater, you want to get a membership card?"
"Get out of League of Legends, you cheaters!"
Ten minutes later, a strange phenomenon occurred in the canyon:
Sion always arrives at the minion wave as quickly as possible, never attacking enemy champions first; his eyes are only on minions and turrets.
Go on whichever road has fewer people.
They get killed but don't care; they resurrect with their resurrection armor and continue dismantling; they get killed again, and the zombies get up and continue dismantling...
But as Sion died more and more often, the opposing side was surprised to find that...
How come Sion is already at six gods?
Although he doesn't fight back, it will take a long time to kill Sion after he activates his W ability.
Therefore, they couldn't fight the small dragon, nor did they have time to fight the big dragon.
Every time Sion shows his face, two or three people have to go back to defend, otherwise the high ground will be lost.
Exhausted from their frantic efforts, the opposing team abandoned their defense and went AFK, waiting for their crystal to be destroyed...
victory!
When those two large characters appeared, Su Ye, who was enjoying the gift, suddenly changed her mind.
"Why did you vote so soon?"
Sion has only sent gifts 20 times; he hasn't sent enough yet!
The moment the game was won, the live stream chat was flooded with messages again.
"You cheater, are you happy to have won?"
"Guardian Angel Sion, you're saying you're playing a suicide build? You're a complete cheater!"
"I've reported it!"
The next second, Su Ye's LoL account was kicked out, and the screen displayed that his account had been banned due to a player report.
"Haha, what goes around comes around!"
"Streamer, hand over your cheats and let me take a look."
"??"
Su Ye glanced at the 2000 yuan that had been deposited into her bank account and was overjoyed.
"Brothers, how was your suicide Sion build? Haha, did you win in the end? If you haven't followed yet, please do! If you can afford it, please subscribe! Follow my stream for different suicide builds every day!"
"Does the streamer have any shame?"
Of course, there were also newcomers to the live stream who asked, "I heard there's a Sion build that relies on Guardian Angel to die. What's going on? Can anyone tell me?"
It appears that the live stream has attracted new traffic due to meeting the required activity level.
Su Ye quickly interrupted, "If you want to see a different kind of suicide strategy, tune in to the live stream! We'll start eating right away in the next game!"